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Sisterhood of the travelling peanut butter

9/11/2017

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​July 31, 2017 
You know how offices usually have a communal *insert something interesting*. Well our office has the communal jar of crunchy peanut butter. (Crunchy peanut butter is life changing and I suggest you all switch over to it from smooth) Anyway, we used to bring in crackers to eat with the peanut butter, and then I personally moved on to bananas. Every morning for probably a week I brought in my own banana and used a spoon to put peanut butter on it. Bam, breakfast. As the summer months went by, the peanut butter ended up finding a home on my desk… next to a teaspoon. So if you walk into my office in the morning between the hours of 8:30-11 you may find me staring at my computer with a spoonful of crunchy, peanut buttery goodness. Shh! don’t tell the rest of the office though. I swear you to secrecy, my dear reader. Plus now you know where to go if you ever want a spoonful of peanut butter. I don’t promise anything though, I wouldn’t say I’m the BEST sharer.
Update (September 7th, 2017): I ate all the peanut butter.
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15 Random facts you didn’t know you needed until right now

9/7/2017

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  1. 56% of typing is completed by your left hand. (YOU CAN’T UNSEE IT!)
  2. Not all taste buds are on your tongue. 10% are on the inside of your cheeks!
  3. A snail can sleep for 3 years (I mean… I can too tbh)
  4. You have fewer muscles than a caterpillar.
  5. To crack a whip the tip must be travelling faster than the speed of sound
  6. A deck of cards should be shuffled 7 times before playing (remember that next time before you play)
  7. Porcupines float in water (that’s kinda cute)
  8. The colour of a chile pepper is no indication of its heat (usually the smaller the hotter) Now you know.
  9. The past tense of “dare” is “durst” #whatistheenglishlanguage
  10. Greyhounds can reach speeds up to 72kph 
  11. The number 1 reason people purchase a mobile phone is for safety (but what about dank memes though?)
  12. The small unit of time is a yoctosecond (1 septillionth which is 10 to the power of negative 24) Ya I don’t get it either. But hey! Facts.
  13. Pandas spend 12 hours of the day eating bamboo #relatable
  14. Men change their minds 2 to 3 times more than women (women tend to take longer to make a decision but once they do they are more likely to stick with it) SO… where did you want to go for dinner?
  15. Ants can life 50 times their own weight #gainz
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