​July 31, 2017 
You know how offices usually have a communal *insert something interesting*. Well our office has the communal jar of crunchy peanut butter. (Crunchy peanut butter is life changing and I suggest you all switch over to it from smooth) Anyway, we used to bring in crackers to eat with the peanut butter, and then I personally moved on to bananas. Every morning for probably a week I brought in my own banana and used a spoon to put peanut butter on it. Bam, breakfast. As the summer months went by, the peanut butter ended up finding a home on my desk… next to a teaspoon. So if you walk into my office in the morning between the hours of 8:30-11 you may find me staring at my computer with a spoonful of crunchy, peanut buttery goodness. Shh! don’t tell the rest of the office though. I swear you to secrecy, my dear reader. Plus now you know where to go if you ever want a spoonful of peanut butter. I don’t promise anything though, I wouldn’t say I’m the BEST sharer.
Update (September 7th, 2017): I ate all the peanut butter.